Archive for December 2008

Okay, so I’m on my macbook with Nickelodeon in the background. Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh is on and guess what I saw? There’s a scene in that TV movie that has a chimpanzee beating up a kid that’s about 6-8 years old. ON TOP OF THAT, it pisses on his face! I freaking kid you not. I was sitting there staring at the TV like this: Obviously it’s all fake with the chimp/kid fighting scene as a shadow silhouette but WHAT THE HELL WERE THE WRITERS THINKING?

Writer 1: Hey dude, how about in one scene, we have a chimp beat the hell out of the kid?
Writer 2: Chyah dude, that sounds awesome! And wouldn’t it be funny if he pissed on him too!?
Writer 1: OMG that’s so hilarious! Pissing all over his face. HAHA!

Is this some sick pedophile, bestiality, violent, piss fetish? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? How can anyone even come up with this shiz? I hope Nickelodeon gets a lot of angry parent letters.

So these are actual products that I’ll be giving to some people. I don’t celebrate Christmas, but I feel that I have to give something to those that I know will end up giving me something, or else I make myself look bad

All products purchased at Sephora, and they do all the fancy wrapping, so you don’t have to!